在一個極其豪華的會議室裏，集團主席路西法與幾個經理，正在神色凝重地開會。
路西法拍著會議桌，憤恨地道：「你們快些想個辦法，看看怎能摧毁那個人所領導的集團。
實習經理道：「老大，有一個問題，我想問了很久。為何你每次題到那人，都不直說他的名字，而要說那個人呢？」
路西法打了個激靈，然後向實習經理哮道：「死蠢！，你你..你在暗黑大學裏學了些甚麼阿！那個人的名字是不能提的。若把他的名字說出口，我們輕則會被嚇過半死，重則四肢冇力，癱軟在地，七七四十九年不能工作。更甚者，生不如死，入ICU都幫..幫助不了阿。」
實習經理：「甚麼？耶…」
路西法以0.000666秒的速度，脫了自己的一隻臭襪，把之塞進實習經理的嘴裏，並一拳把它轟向會議室的牆壁。實習經理的身體把牆壁撞破了一個人形的大洞，直接掉進外面的巧克力池子裏。路西法和其餘幾個經理，一面用右手刷着頭上冒出來的冷汗，一面用左手拍著自己的胸口。路西法喘着氣道：「好險，好險。幸甚，幸甚。好在我趕得及制止那個勞什子實習經理把那個人的名字說完。否則，後果真是不堪設想，不堪設想啊。其他幾個經理異口同聲，喘着氣道：「老大英明，你夠了我們一命啊。」
待各人定過神後，路西法道： 「言歸正傳，快些想個好法子，我要盡快破壞那個人所領導的集團。」
不忠經理道：「老大，我會派多些小三、小四、小五、小六，並大隻仔，小鮮肉到那集團去，引誘他們的男男女女，破壞他們的婚姻。我還會派些經驗豐富，高質素的手下，去拆毁那些牧師們的家庭。你看可好？」
路西法道：「不是不好，然而，這個方法很老土，用了很久。有效果，但是摧毁性不夠。」
濫權經理道：「老大，我會引誘他們的領袖，尤其是牧師，長老，執事等。彼此爭奪權力，明爭暗鬥，互相猜忌。我更會開大技，就是讓那些執事們把牧師當為奴隸般使喚。又讓牧師當執事們為老細，事事聽從其差遣。這樣，那集團必定腐敗。」
路西法上了一想，道：「這個方法不錯。但是，沒有新意，摧毁力更是不足。還有，爭名奪利已是那個集團的常態，你無需工作，他們自己都會這樣做。你分明是偷懶啦。下個月開始減人工，不是，今個月開始減人工。」
貪財經理：「老大，我會……」路西法用雙手起勁地揉着自己的頭髮，搖頭道：「夠了，夠了，你們的方法，全部都是垃圾。甚麼情慾，權力，金錢。現在是21世紀，AI時代啊。還用這些古老的方法？腦袋是個好東西啊，你們這班蠢材。這樣落去，那人的集團何時才能被徹底摧毁？我們的霸業何時才能實現？呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀！」
正當此時，至今還未發言的不膚淺經理，搖着一把摺扇，悠閒地道：「啟稟老大，我有一個好主意。」路西法有氣無力，沮喪地道：「你說吧！」不膚淺經理胸有成竹，微笑道：「我不阻止那個集團的人努力地讀他們的聖經，祈他們的禱，參加他們的小組、團契、崇拜或裴培靈會等等等等。我只要欺騙他們，令他們相信，祈求有神蹟發生是極其膚淺的舉動。他們聖經所說的神蹟，在這個時代經已停止了。這樣，他們就變得跟非信徒毫無分別。那時，那個集團就必不功自破無疑啦。」
當不膚淺經理陳述完他那極其奸險的毒計後，路西法和其餘三位經理，足足沉默了6個世紀。然後，他們的雙眼進階變成心心眼。並爆發出震撼銀河系的歡呼之星。路西法一把抱緊膚淺經理，狂喜地道：「膚淺經理，你真是一個天才啊。呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀！」
“天必留他，等到萬物復興的時候，就是 神從創世以來，藉著聖先知的口所說的。” (使徒行傳 3:21）
In an incredibly luxurious meeting room, Lucifer, the Group Chairman, was holding a meeting with several managers, their expressions solemn.
Lucifer slammed the table and said resentfully, You all better think of a way, and fast, to see how we can destroy the group led by that person.
An intern manager said, Boss, there is a question I have wanted to ask for a long time. Why is it that every time you mention him, you never say his name directly, but instead refer to him as ‘that person’?
Lucifer shuddered, then roared at the intern, You idiot! What on earth did you learn at Dark University? The name of that person must not be mentioned. If we speak His name, at best we will be scared half to death, and at worst, our limbs will lose all strength, we will collapse to the floor, and be unable to work for forty-nine years. Even worse, it would be a fate worse than death—even the ICU wouldn’t be able to help!
The intern manager said, What? Je—
At a speed of 0.000666 seconds, Lucifer pulled off one of his own stinky socks, stuffed it into the intern’s mouth, and with one punch, sent him flying toward the wall. The intern’s body smashed a human-shaped hole through the wall and fell directly into the chocolate pool outside. Lucifer and the other managers wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads with their right hands while clutching their chests with their left. Gasping for breath, Lucifer said, That was close, so close. How fortunate. Thank goodness I stopped that worthless intern before he finished saying that person’s name. Otherwise, the consequences would have been unthinkable, truly unthinkable.
The other managers gasped in unison, Boss, you are brilliant! You saved our lives!
Once everyone had regained their composure, Lucifer said, Back to business. Think of a good plan quickly. I want to destroy the group led by that person as soon as possible.
The Manager of Infidelity said, Boss, I will send more mistresses, toy boys, and young heartthrobs to that group to tempt their men and women and destroy their marriages. I will also send experienced, high-quality agents to tear apart the families of those pastors. What do you think?
Lucifer said, It is not bad, but this method is too old-fashioned; it has been used for a long time. It is effective, but the destruction is not enough.
The Manager of Power Abuse said, Boss, I will tempt their leaders, especially the pastors, elders, and deacons. I will make them fight for power, engage in internal strife, and harbor mutual suspicion. I will even use a ‘special skill’—letting the deacons treat the pastors like slaves, while making the pastors treat the deacons like bosses, obeying their every whim. That way, the group will surely become corrupt.
Lucifer thought for a moment and said, This method is okay. But it lacks creativity, and the destructive power is still insufficient. Besides, fighting for fame and fortune is already the norm for that group; they would do that even if you didn’t work. You are clearly just being lazy. Your salary will be reduced starting next month—no, starting this month.
The Manager of Greed said, Boss, I will…
Lucifer rubbed his hair vigorously with both hands and shook his head, saying, Enough, enough! Your methods are all garbage. Lust, power, money—this is the 21st century, the AI era! Are you still using these ancient methods? A brain is a good thing to have, you fools! If this continues, when will that person’s group be completely destroyed? When will our great ambition be realized? Arghhhhhhh!
Just then, the Manager of Non-Shallowness, who had not spoken until now, fanned himself with a folding fan and said leisurely, My Lord, I have a good idea.
Lucifer said dejectedly and weakly, Speak then.
The Manager of Non-Shallowness smiled with confidence, I will not stop the people of that group from diligently reading their Bibles, saying their prayers, or attending their small groups, fellowships, worship services, or revival meetings. I only need to deceive them into believing that praying for miracles is an extremely shallow act. I will make them believe that the miracles mentioned in their Bible have already ceased in this era. In this way, they will become no different from non-believers. At that point, that group will undoubtedly collapse on its own.
After the Manager of Non-Shallowness finished stating his extremely sinister and poisonous plot, Lucifer and the other three managers fell silent for six whole centuries. Then, their eyes turned into heart shapes, and a cheer erupted that shook the galaxy. Lucifer hugged the manager tightly and cried out in ecstasy, Manager, you are a genius! Arghhhhhhh!
“Heaven must receive him until the time comes for God to restore everything, as he promised long ago through his holy prophets.” (Acts 3:21)
